Confessions of a Paranormal Investigator

Confessions of a Paranormal Investigator

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  1. Daniel Parkinson says:

    There was that deep rumbling

    There was that deep rumbling sound followed by an unearthly smell, that seemed to come from your general direction on that last vigil Ian —-turned out to have a mundane explanation 🙂

    • Ian Topham says:

      Daniel Parkinson
      [quote=Daniel Parkinson]There was that deep rumbling sound followed by an unearthly smell, that seemed to come from your general direction on that last vigil Ian —-turned out to have a mundane explanation :-)[/quote]

      Dan, this is called confessions not pass the blame.  This is obviously a very good reason not to do vigils in the dark lol.

  2. BaronIveagh says:

    To this day I have scars
    To this day I have scars from an encounter on an investigation with a very large, and very angry, black cat.

    We were investigating a 1850’s house in a nearby town that was supposed to be haunted (came up empty).  In the course of the investigating, we saw what appeared to be a shadow go racing across the floor to a large sedan.  After a quick rock, paper, scissors, I was picked to look under the sedan to see what it was.  Due to the low nature of this piece of furnature, I couldn’t easilly see under it, so I kneeled down and used my torch. 

    As soon as I hit it with the light, a black ball of fur, teeth and claws came out and hit me square in the face.  While my team caught it and discovered it was a normal, if very nasty, black cat, I’ve never felt the same about cats and haunted houses since.

    Summum Nec Metuam Diem Nec Optima

  3. Agricola says:

     Oh thought this was a
     Oh thought this was a thread about one of those saucy Robin Asquith films.

    • Daniel Parkinson says:

      Agricola wrote:
       Oh

      [quote=Agricola] Oh thought this was a thread about one of those saucy Robin Asquith films.[/quote]
      I imagine the confessions of a paranormal investigator may be less interesting than those of a window cleaner – maybe a film idea there: a cross between Most Haunted and Carry on Screaming?

  4. Agricola says:

     You have seen Confessions
     You have seen Confessions of a Window Cleaner haven’t you Danny!

    Still marginally better than C. of a Driving Instructor. For me Linda Bellingham will always be the Oxo mum, I don’t really want to see her putting her gravy jugs on display!

    • Daniel Parkinson says:

      Agricola wrote:
       You have

      [quote=Agricola] You have seen Confessions of a Window Cleaner haven’t you Danny!

      Still marginally better than C. of a Driving Instructor. For me Linda Bellingham will always be the Oxo mum, I don’t really want to see her putting her gravy jugs on display![/quote]

      Saw it years ago but never saw any of the others: so Linda Bellingham’s gravy jugs will thankfully remain in the OXO advert for me.